"Crazy Frog" they laugh in my face without regard to the truth. Well Crazy Frog is too proud to lie down and be walked over, too nice to be abused, too pure to be sullied ...
Oh bollocks ... just shoot the Crazy Frog .
Comedy is timing, but sometimes timing can be comedy .
So i was sitting waching TV last night with my new best friend Ludwig Van (no relation to Transit Van he says) and he was more than a little miffed about Britney (some wannabee local spray-on plastic chav type disease apparently). Apparently they had the same manager but old Ludwig hasn't received any royalty cheques for ages now. I told him he had my deepest sympathies. "you cheeky sod", he replied "i wrote them all myself" .. so i thought it best to turn the TV down a little. Anyroads, he reckons if he isn't going to make any money from them anymore he may as well give them away for free .
Just a passing mention to Mr Fats , my friend, my confidante, my sometime inspiration, my occasional motivation, and my permanent reminder of many many things which in the deepest hours are easily forgotten.
More tomorrow, and most days ... i promise.
