First one of the kids from the orphanage came back (see below). Apparently the batteries in the shower radio I gave him have run out already which is a bit of a scandal to say the least. Of course I apologised profusely to him and gave him the £20 that batteries now apparently cost for such things. I hope he wasn't too angry with me. Poor mite.
Someone who IS angry with me is my personal dietician /trainer /hygienist /physiotherapist /masseuse /reflexoligist. Apparently I've overdone it on the old Pringles this Xmas. Not to worry though I can always turn the cans into cameras . I should point out for visitors to this site from America that I'm not sure if you have Pringles in the USA - and if you do they might well be called something else (probably breakfast, dinner and tea !! ).
Not that I have any of those people above really, which is why Lard, my cat, steps in when needed. He says extra blinking is on the cards for a fortnight. Not sure if I can handle that sort of exhausting exercise regime though.
One thing I do suffer from is unsightly hair. It just appears from nowhere every day I don't have a shave. Never mind though, I might nick someones credit card and book myself an appointment for Satellite Laser Hair Removal . Thanks to a joint effort by NASA and the Defense Department, satellite laser technology has finally been put to good use. I simply enter my precise geographic co-ordinates and a valid credit card number, and the procedure will begin as soon as an available hair removal satellite passes overhead.
Rather than reading my Blog though you should be playing at Tiny Grow 'cos to be honest that's where I've been for the last hour. Fascinating!
Tomorrow I shall show you another genius.... and not the one who lives in my loft either!
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