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Tuesday, December 23, 2003
50,000 dead in UK neglect FACT !

50,000 people in the UK will die this winter due to the cold weather ..... FACT !

A higher propertion of the UK's  population dies because of the cold than Russia's ..... FACT !

2,500 people in the UK have died because of the cold weather in the last few days alone ..... FACT !

Around 3,000 people died in the attacks on the World Trade Centre ..... FACT !

The resulting wars in Iraq and Afghanistan have cost UK taxpayers over £5.5 billion so far ..... FACT !

Many of the pensioners dying in the UK now, lived through the Second World War. That was a REAL war, against a REAL enemy, for a REAL reason. Their treatment is a disgrace, a scandal even, and Tony B-liar is a disgrace to the word "socialism" which he is happy to throw around when it suits him.

FACT ! Tony will be addressing the problem of the UK's freezing elderly dying in poverty by holidaying in Egypt. How considerate. How caring.

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Monday, December 22, 2003
Me and Jesus went for a balti

Jesus and me went out for a balti last night, and after the meal we had to walk home because neither of us could afford the bus fare.


Jesus turns to me and asked "Why are all the houses lit up?".

I told him it was to celebrate his birthday.

"But i was born in June" he said " which makes me a Cancerian I believe".

He thought I was joking. "Why would people want to celebrate my birthay?"

"Well you're the Son of God ain't you?"

"Me?... ha ha.. nope my Dad was Joseph, the carpenter. You should know that he built the shed you lived in"

"Yeah, but a couple of years after building my shed he met your mum Mary and had you."

"Couldn't have been me, my Dad was impotent and couldn't get it up"

"Which is why your Mum claimed she was a virgin when you were born then?"

"Ha ha ha ha, what? And people believed her? No way! My REAL dad was Bernie the bloke who lived down the road. When Joseph was working late he used to come round and see my mum on the quiet. You're pulling my leg Rags!"

"No, come on I'll show you"

 

So I took Jesus to the church on our hill where they were holding a Christmas service. As we walked in he looked up and said "er.... that statue looks a bit like me Rags"

"Yes" i said "that is the general sort of idea".

 

I knew this was going to be a mistake but at first all went quite well.

"Who the hell is King Wenceslas?" he whispered at one point but apart from that he was relatively quiet. 

Then came the moment I had dreaded.

 

The preacher stood up ..... "Jesus said ' He who comes to Me will never go hungry, and he who believes in Me will never be thirsty' "

"No i bleedin' didn't", interrupted Jesus "Who told you that"

"You did " argued the preacher "Here, in the Bible"

"The what ?"

 

I thought it was time to take our leave.

 

As we walked to his house I explained to Jesus all about Christianity, the Church, how many people had died in his name, how people believed in his resurrection after death, about heaven and hell, about The Holy Spirit.

We parted with a friendly goodnight and he said he'd ring me this morning.

 

It was 4 o'clock when the phone eventually rang ...

"Hi Rags"

"Hi Jesus. Hows things?""

"Well I got up early and went and bought a copy of The Bible to see what i'm supposed to have done and said."

"And....... ?"

"And I think i'm going to become an atheist"

"Hmmmmm " said I "Well have a Happy Christmas won't you?"

"Yeah, you too Rags, see you soon".

 


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Saturday, December 20, 2003
Strength by negotiation

All  hail Tony B-liar ! Top banana and all that. Apparently the UK has been negotiating with Muammar Gaddafi  since March about Libya turning its back on their chemical, biological and nuclear weapons programmes .......... and The Colonel has agreed.

Rather a shame then that Poodle B-liar didn't try a bit harder negotiating with Iraq about their "WMD" isn't it. Perhaps then "The Shameful One" wouldn't have quite so much blood on his hands. ... mind you I AM overlooking the fact that Saddam had trillions of tons of weapons primed and ready to strike the UK at only 40 mionutes notice which was the explanation given for the situation being too dangerous not to act.

While The Poodle is backtracking perhaps he could go back slightly further and decide not to turn the Socialist Party into a group of Middle England apologists.

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Friday, December 19, 2003
Self Abuse

In a stumbling, mumbling sort of way i've spent the last couple of days talking to myself before realising that is what my Blog is supposed to be for. Almost uncharming and certainly rude i came close to beating myself up over some of the things i said. I can be a complete bitch sometimes. When it's to someone else i manage to disguise it as wit or humour, but when faced with the person i loath most i can't help but really letting rip. After all why should i give myself any sympathy or any understanding? I've never done anything towards myself to deserve such generosity and there are certainly no mitigating circumstances. Just die Rags. Just die and leave me be. Leave me alone in my misery and self-loathing. Once you were original and funny, sometimes even charming and succint. Now you're just a bore. As miserable as a miserable man who has just come second in a being miserable contest.
I am a burden, something one has to bear.

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Tuesday, December 16, 2003
Tuesdays are usually Tuesdays

"Lots of people did not want to join the resistance because they did not want to be called Saddam supporters. But now all the people who oppose the Americans will join." ........  Ibrahim Mutlak, director of police patrols for Salahadin Province, where Tikrit is located.


Two good reasons not to drink....

ONE

TWO



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Monday, December 15, 2003
CIA and Bush to face trial alongside Saddam

Well the lynch mobs are out right now aren’t they? As Britain’s “hang‘em , flog’em” brigade build the scaffold and ready the noose just in case either Ian Huntley or Maxine Carr is found not guilty Bush and Blair are desperately trying to get Saddam Hussein's trial to be held in Iraq where with almost certainty he will be found guilty and face execution, thus avoiding either of them having to answer some pretty awkward pertinent questions.

So where’s the connection?

In every tea room or pub from Gillingham to Glasgow, amongst every crowd of mothers waiting to pick their loved ones up from school, you can hear the whispers. “She’s as guilty as he is, she MUST have known what was going on”.

Fair enough perhaps she IS guilty, the jury will decide soon enough, but this blood lust for Maxine Carr over the horrible murder of two innocent children doesn’t seem to extend to the mass killings of hundreds of thousands of innocent men, women and , yes, children by Hussein.

If he is going to face a court for his crimes, be it in Iraq or The Hague then surely those who put him into power, kept him in power, and supplied with him with the means of committing the murders should face charges too.

While many have thought that Saddam first became involved with U.S. intelligence agencies at the start of the September 1980 Iran-Iraq war, his first contacts with U.S. officials date back to 1959, when he was part of a CIA-authorized six-man squad tasked with assassinating then Iraqi Prime Minister Gen. Abd al-Karim Qasim.

In July 1958, Qasim had overthrown the Iraqi monarchy in what a horrible orgy of bloodshed.Iraq was then regarded as a key buffer and strategic asset in the Cold War with the Soviet Union. For example, in the mid-1950s, Iraq was quick to join the anti-Soviet Baghdad Pact which was to defend the region and whose members included Turkey, Britain, Iran and Pakistan.

Little attention was paid to Qasim's bloody and conspiratorial regime until his sudden decision to withdraw from the pact in 1959, an act that "freaked everybody out" .
Washington watched in marked dismay as Qasim began to buy arms from the Soviet Union and put his own domestic
communists into ministry positions of "real power."  The domestic instability of the country prompted CIA Director Allan Dulles to say publicly that Iraq was "the most dangerous spot in the world."

In the mid-1980s, Miles Copeland, a veteran CIA operative, admitted the CIA had enjoyed "close ties" with Qasim's ruling Baath Party, just as it had close connections with the intelligence service of Egyptian leader Gamel Abd Nassar. In a recent public statement, Roger Morris, a former National Security Council staffer in the 1970s, confirmed this claim, saying that the CIA had chosen the authoritarian and anti-communist Baath Party "as its instrument."

Saddam, while only in his early 20s, became a part of a U.S. plot to get rid of Qasim and was installed in an apartment in Baghdad on al-Rashid Street directly opposite Qasim's office in Iraq's Ministry of Defense, to observe Qasim's movements.

Adel Darwish, Middle East expert and author of "Unholy Babylon," said the move was done "with full knowledge of the CIA," and that Saddam's CIA handler was an Iraqi dentist working for CIA and Egyptian intelligence.

Saddam's paymaster was Capt. Abdel Maquid Farid, the assistant military attaché at the Egyptian Embassy who paid for the apartment from his own personal account.

The assassination was set for Oct. 7, 1959, but it was completely botched. Accounts differ. One former CIA official said that the 22-year-old Saddam lost his nerve and began firing too soon, killing Qasim's driver and only wounding Qasim in the shoulder and arm. Darwish said that one of the assassins had bullets that did not fit his gun and that another had a hand grenade that got stuck in the lining of his coat.

"It bordered on farce," a former senior U.S. intelligence official said. But Qasim, hiding on the floor of his car, escaped death, and Saddam, whose calf had been grazed by a fellow would-be assassin, escaped to Tikrit, thanks to CIA and Egyptian intelligence agents.

Saddam then crossed into Syria and was transferred by Egyptian intelligence agents and senior CIA officials to Beirut. While Saddam was in Beirut, the CIA paid for Saddam's apartment and put him through a brief training course. The agency then helped him get to Cairo.

In Cairo Saddam made making frequent visits to the American Embassy where CIA specialists such as Miles Copeland and CIA station chief Jim Eichelberger were in residence and knew Saddam.

In February 1963 Qasim was killed in a Baath Party coup which many claim was organized by the CIA and sanctioned by President John F. Kennedy.The agency quickly moved into action. Noting that the Baath Party was hunting down Iraq's communist, the CIA provided the submachine gun-toting Iraqi National Guardsmen with lists of suspected communists who were then jailed, interrogated, and summarily gunned down.

Many suspected communists were killed outright. The mass killings, presided over by Saddam, took place at Qasr al-Nehayat, literally, the Palace of the End.

A former senior U.S. State Department official has said: "We were frankly glad to be rid of them. You ask that they get a fair trial? You have to get kidding. This was serious business. It was a bit like the mysterious killings of Iran's communists just after Ayatollah Khomeini came to power in 1979. All 4,000 of his communists suddenly got killed."

British scholar Con Coughlin, author of "Saddam: King of Terror," quotes Jim Critchfield, then a senior Middle East agency official, as saying the killing of Qasim and the communists was regarded "as a great victory." A former long-time covert U.S. intelligence operative and friend of Critchfield said: "Jim was an old Middle East hand. He wasn't sorry to see the communists go at all. Hey, we were playing for keeps."

Saddam, in the meantime, became head of al-Jihaz a-Khas, the secret intelligence apparatus of the Baath Party.

The CIA/Defense Intelligence Agency relation with Saddam intensified after the start of the Iran-Iraq war in September of 1980. During the war, the CIA regularly sent a team to Saddam to deliver battlefield intelligence obtained from Saudi AWACS surveillance aircraft to aid the effectiveness of Iraq's armed forces, according to a former DIA official, part of a U.S. interagency intelligence group.

This former official said that he personally had signed off on a document that shared U.S. satellite intelligence with both Iraq and Iran in an attempt to produce a military stalemate. "When I signed it, I thought I was losing my mind ".

Saddam assigned a top team of three senior officers from the Iraq's military intelligence, to meet with the Americans and consequently the CIA and DIA provided military assistance to Saddam's ferocious February 1988 assault on Iranian positions in the al-Fao peninsula by blinding Iranian radars for three days.

What's the betting that while one lot of current US federal employees are arresting a former US federal employee, another lot of current US federal employees are not busy recruiting the Saddams of tomorrow, to keep in reserve in case any future Iraqi democracy gets uppity ideas?

So here’s a few points to remember when Saddam makes it to court, though my money is on him dying mysteriously from something like stomach cancer within a couple of years:-

CIA backed the coup that brought the Ba’athists to power (1963).

Removal of Iraq from USA state department list of states supporting international terrorism (1982).

George Bush, operating largely behind the scenes throughout the 1980s, initiated and supported much of the financing, intelligence, and military help that built Saddam's Iraq into the aggressive power that the USA ultimately “ had to ” destroy

The scandal of the obscure Atlanta branch of Italy’s Banca Nacional del Lavoro, which apparently served as a paymaster for Saddam's arms buildup, and thus became a player in the largest bank-fraud case in USA history ($ 5 billion funnelled to Iraq from 1985 to 1989)

Kurdish civilians were attacked with poisonous gas from Iraqi helicopters and planes. The USA-built helicopters sold by Bush to Saddam were those dropping the deadly bombs (1988).

National security decision directives by the Bush administration ordering closer ties with Saddam the Butcher and paving the way for $1 billion in new aid (1989).

USA authorised a series of programmes that not only armed Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein but also provided him with technology that assisted in his development of chemical weapons like Sarin gas, and biological weapons (1990).

Uprising in Iraq in which, at the urging of the USA government, Kurds in the north and Shias in the south took up arms against the regime in Baghdad. The rebellion was subsequently crushed by Saddam Hussein's better-armed and better-equipped forces, while USA troops refused to come to their assistance (1991).

Iraq was collectively tortured for its defiance of USA and Israeli domination plans for the region. Even official U.N. reports document that nearly 1 million Iraqis ---mostly the young and the elderly--- have died as a direct result of the USA embargo. Other expert estimates put the number at somewhere between 1 ½ and 2 million ---half under the age of 5.

Waging an illegal war for oil under the forged WMD pretext.

..................... or instead they could just have the trial in Iraq !

                                                

                 Thanks go to Richard Sale for much of the background info.                  


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Sunday, December 14, 2003
Queueing

I lived my life in my own way
Hand to mouth, day by day
Breaking all the chains that bound me
Never listening to the words that found me
Family and friends all did persist
With words easily dismissed
Cos in my dreams I was always " Fly Guy "
And I'll decide the rules I die by.



There was a time when the great British institutions were sacrosant, until those clever Japanese came along that is .... The Longest Line 

If you've paid your taxes all your life then why SHOULDN'T the police come round and help you make lunch when you've lost your glasses ? More of the same on the Avon and Somerset's Plod site.

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How It Isn't

Rags Rags lives in a van
Drinks his breakfast straight from the can
Skips his dinner, skips his tea
Seems to survive on misery
Rags Rags lives in a van
He's a ragamuffin man

                                                    
Bill Shakespeare




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Sunday, September 28, 2003
SO YOU KNOW EXACTLY HOW I FEEL?

Are you filled with self-loathing and paranoia?
Is your life one long silent scream of rage and resentment?
Do you feel as though every day hideous ego-mutilations and psychic amputations are being performed upon you?
Do you have dreams in which your mouth is sewn up and your limbs and organs are removed one by one until all that's left of you are your pain-filled eyes staring in horror at what has been done to you and mutely framing the question Why? forever and ever?
..Do you look in the mirror and want to perform cosmetic surgery on yourself with a hedge-trimmer?
Do you think Franz Kafka was too upbeat?
Do you scurry furtively along streets like a hunted animal, your guts knotted with fear, hated by everyone, chased by the mocking laughter of girls, men, old people, children and priests?
Do you believe that the world is the plaything of bastards, thieves, whores and murderers and that you were born to be their victim always and forever?
If your boss asks you to do something, do you look to see if he has an erection from ordering you around? Do you think about stapling his tie to his forehead? Or his tongue? His tongue would be better.
Do you think you are the only sane person left? The only human in a world of cruel and savage carnivores?
Do you think you must be the most evil person who has ever lived and you deserve to be degraded and shat on and submerged in slime?
Do you get tense toenails?
Does the speaking clock hate you?
Does God hate you?
Would Mother Theresa have punched you and spat on you if you'd ever met?
Do you feel as though you are strapped to a conveyor belt hurtling you towards some hideous and inescapable doom you probably deserve anyway?
Trapped in the toils of a vast and elaborate mechanism designed to grind you into tiny pieces?
Do you feel like you're always walking across a very thin sheet of ice which could crack at any moment, dropping you down to drown forever in an infinite inky-black lake of unnameable horror?

Me too.

(Mike Kelly is a genius and his website is http://www.michaelkelly.fsnet.co.uk/ )

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US economy goes bust.

The best and worst story of the week has to be the shittiest of all shit newspapers, The Sun, being forced into an embarassing about turn over their "Bonkers Bruno Locked Up" headline following an absolute storm of protest from anyone with any decency. The headline and story (in which he was labelled a 'nut') was changed in later editions to read "Sad Bruno in Mental Health Home", with the accompanying story labelling him a "hero".
I'm no great fan of Bruno who seemed all to ready to play the 'Uncle Tom' role for financial reward but he, along with all others suffering mental health problems deserve better than this kind of ignorance.
So outraged were many people that radio phone-in shows were inundated with reports of people going into newsagents and ripping the front pages off their entire stock of that day's Sun. Many have called for a boycott of the tabloid with some claiming it could prove to be another "Hillsborough" for the Sun.
On that occasion, when 96 Liverpool fans died after being crushed to death on a football terrace, Sun editor Kelvin MacKenzie badly misjudged the public mood by running a story suggesting that Liverpool fans had robbed dead fans, urinated on their bodies, and were to blame for the tragedy.
The story led to a furious storm of protest and decimated sales of the Sun on Merseyside as newsagents and readers boycotted the paper. A boycott which remains to this day and which has been estimated to have cost News International £125 million in revenue and half a billion in sales. 
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Science genius (and how could we ever forget that?) Stephen Hawking has fallen for a lapdancer called 'Tiger' who works at Stringfellows. Reports that Tiger fell for Stephen after he won the disco competition (only for judges to then find someone, in fact, had simply nicked his wheelchair) are entirely false.

Hoping to breed superbeings with great looks and a fantastic intellect the couple seem to have overlooked good old
Murphy who would remind them that they will end up with HIS looks and HER brains.
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Running round the world telling everyone else how to run their lives and forcefully dictating the difference between right and wrong is all well and good. You are the school playground bully and no-one has the strength to stand up to you. But when it all goes tits up and you come begging for money don't think we will forget, and don't for one minute imagine that we won't take great delight in laughing in your faces. The US economy is about to go bust. 

Meanwhile experts in Norway have claimed that a recent UFO sighting may have actually been an electrocuted cat

Great blogging over at My Boyfriend Is a Twat

As sober as a judge?


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